Dear Tom Hanks,
Rumor has it you are planning to star in the movie How Starbucks Saved My Life. Admittedly, I know nothing of this movie other than the fact you play an ad exec who loses his job and ends up working at Mermaid Land.
Still, with a title like that, I can’t help but feel that you’re selling out to a grandiose marketing scheme. Just like Ray Charles’ last album.
Of course, you can do whatever you like; you’re a multi-academy award winning actor and generally known as a swell guy. It’s just that you, sir, have made some powerful films in your career (and you were hil-arious against Dan Aykroyd in Dragnet).
I guess I just wish better things for you than a hour-an-a-half latte commercial.
